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Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati



Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?



Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.


By: Sandeep
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?


By: Sandeep
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st
Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha
Final Dkhne Aya Hu


By: Sandeep
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.


By: sahil
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...


DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!


By: sahil
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.


By: sangeeta
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.


By: sangeeta
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
1000 Pages ki book kitne din main padhi ja sakti hai? WRITER-6 MNTH, DOCTOR-2 MNTHS,LAWYER-1 MNTHS, ENGINEER-PEHLE YE BATAO EXAM KAB H, RATO RAAT NIPTA DENGE.


By: girish
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Taxi driver to
Sindhi passenger :
”Sir, taxi ke brakes fail
ho gaye hain
Kya karoon.?”
Sindhi passenger :
”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.


By: vishal
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.


By: vishal
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”


By: vishal
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan


By: Raj
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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