Hindi Jokes SMS

Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!

is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?

By: chandan
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Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

By: rajwada
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ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......

By: Yeshu
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Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

By: Raju
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1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout Dey.Paas betha 1 Baba bola:Molvi G Jihaad te tussi jana Nai te Halway wich Bomb kisi ne pana nai.

By: Mustang
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girl to bf= is week roz movie dekhenge nxt week rooz shoping karenge

bf=uske nxt week hum rooz mandir ke bahar bethenge

girl=aisa kyo?
bf=bheek mangne

By: ziddimunda
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1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.
Usey rota dekh uska dost bola:Afsos he,par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

By: rajwada
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What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?

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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!

By: Akash
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Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

By: Akash
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Osama to
Amitabh:How are you??Amitabh:Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum.Aur aap?? Osama:Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.

By: Akash
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Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi"10 saal baad patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"

By: www.rrathi.tk
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Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai
aunty-chini k sath haste huye boli, acha or kya kaha mummy ne? kid-kaha vo kutiya na de to sharma ji se le ana

By: www.rrathi.tk
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