Hindi Jokes SMS Collection

AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai.
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!

By: murtuzaevolution
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ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

By: neha
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

By: nick
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Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga.

By: komal
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"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...

By: rahul
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main naa..
main naa..
aap say nalaaz huun.
aap naa..
aap naa..
hamay SMS nahi taltay.
aap danday bath-thay ho!

By: salman jani
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Agar...

MUSHARRAF,
SHAUKAT,
ALTAAF,
BENAZEER,
NAWAZ,
FAZAL,
QAZI

aek kashti main duub rahay hoon tho kon bachay ga?


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"PAKISTAN"

By: salman jani
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

By: komal
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Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

By: shalini
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How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

By: mohit
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Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

By: komal
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Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football? B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai...

By: rahul
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Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai.. Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho..

By: rohit
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