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Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai


By: sanjay
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Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye. Mahila: Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain.


By: AKASH
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Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.


By: suman
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ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!


boy-"kya me tumara hath chum sakta hu...?
girl- kiu? kutte ....!]
kamine...!
haramjade..! mere hoto me kya jahar laga he kya..??


By: rulze
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Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?

Mahila-Pati ne mara

Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha


By: sisi
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gango ki race main ek gangge ne mari bazi.. par inam lene se inkar kar diya.. puchne pe bola ye bhi koi khel hai jahann gango ka inam kangi aur tel hai...


By: virendra
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The doctor told Santa

The doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What’s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.


By: saurabh
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Santa’s donkey was missing

Santa’s donkey was missing. Santa was praying and thanking God. Banta saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?” Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.


By: saurabh
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."


By: sanjay
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How to develop positive thinking?Watch F-TV.Bcoz u always think "Arey yaar ok theek hai,yah nahi to agli model ke kapde me se kuch dikhega"


By: Ashok
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santa comleated his MBBS &did his 1st operation soon after finishing the patient dead
he prayed: Bhagavan mera pehla "Gift" swikar karo.


By: henson
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Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha
Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya.


By: sohan
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