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Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha
Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya.


By: sohan
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1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha

dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho

pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun!!!


By: Lennox
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santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

banta:ye khat urgent pohchana hai

santa:kaha?

banta:address padhne ka tym nahi hai...


By: Lennox
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SMS karne ke fayde
1.mai bhi khush

2.jise bhejo wo bhi khush

3.yado ka silsila bana rehta hai

4.kaun KANJUS hai wo bhi pata chalta hai...!


By: Lennox
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Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA


By: mahe
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An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…


By: jignesh
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Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
mom:khud lelo
beta:pls dedo
mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.


By: Deepti
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snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?


By: sahil
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santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....


By: sahil
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Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.


By: Lucky
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Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.


By: ajay
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Santa TV showroom me jate hai.
Santa: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Santa: Ik green wala dena.


By: lalit
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