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Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai?
Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai
Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata.

By: Abhishek # 117
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Hindi
Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jaati Hai,
Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Saja Ban Jaati Hai,
Par Dosti Agar Sacchi Dil Se Karo
To Dosti Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai.

By: Sourabh # 90
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

By: Abhay # 93
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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

By: Vijay # 51
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Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai,
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai,
Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai.

By: Deepak # 49
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Hindi
Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jaayenge
Itni khushiyan or apnapan de jayenge
Ki jab bhi yaad karoge iss pagal dost ko
Hasti ankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge.

By: Angad # 113
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Bhagwan apke sare Gam ret par likh de
Taaki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan patthar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

By: Shiba # 81
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Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,
Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,
Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,
Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

By: Nirati # 58
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Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

By: Abhijeet # 63
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

By: Arjun # 43
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hotiā€¦

By: Sourabh # 114
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

By: Jyotsana # 20
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

By: Harsh # 89
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

By: Sourabh # 114
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Sachin # 83
In Funny Hindi SMS
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