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Hindi SMS Collection
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
By: neha
In Funny Hindi
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
By: mohit
In Funny Hindi
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
By: nick
In Funny Hindi
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
By: komal
In Funny Hindi
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
By: mohit
In Funny Hindi
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
By: shalini
In Funny Hindi
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Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
By: indu
In Funny Hindi
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka matlab hai
k
KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
By: neha
In Funny Hindi
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2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
By: neha
In Funny Hindi
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kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi
By: neha
In Hindi
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Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! .... !!
By: akshya
In Hindi
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Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!
By: akshya
In Hindi
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teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega
By: indu
In Hindi
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