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Updated: 12, Aug, 2015 08:14 AM
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

By: Harsh # 75
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

By: Sourabh # 111
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Sachin # 55
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

By: Saurabh # 14
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

By: Shiba # 71
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

By: Varun # 80
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Pyar ke liye hamesha tarsi hu...
socha kabhi to koi gale lagayega
jab aaya koi zindagi mein ye na pata tha kya hoga......................
hua ye ki har kisi ki tarah ........
wo bhi tarsa ke chala gaya....................

By: sneha sharma # 1943
In Bewafa SMS
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Rone se bhi ankhon ka gujara nahi hota,

Hum jise apna samajhte hain aksar wo hamara nahi hota,
Band ho jayen ye ankhen to shayad chain mile ruh ko,

Karib hokar jo dur ho jaye, vo Dil k itna kareeb dubara nahi hota..

By: 9816334585Lucky # 131
In Hindi Sad Poetry SMS
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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

By: Sachin # 55
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

By: Manish # 85
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

By: Divya # 79
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

By: Akshat # 42
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

By: Nitin Dhiman # 129
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ?#?Asha?
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P
* Blocked *

By: Vibhu # 31
In Hindi Facebook Status SMS
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