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I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!


By: reian jain
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

I Don't Think So ,,,You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ,,


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Fool SMS
SMS to Mobile

Miss u when sun is bright
Miss u when breez is cool
Miss u a lot
.
. Its not me u fool
Its d monkey in d ZOO.
MISS U


By: Shaista Khan
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he....


By: hemant kushwaha
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.


By: nikita menghani
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

Dekho mere sms ka kamal



Ghanti Baji



Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya


ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai


Wah kya baat hai...


Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

A Very-Very Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

Girl: I Like You.
Do You Like Me? :)

Boy: No.

Girl: =(

Boy: You Never Asked If
I Loved You.

Girl: Awwww,
Do You Love Me? =)

Boy: No. . .


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Insult SMS
SMS to Mobile

BOY-your teeth are like stars..
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!


By: no one
In Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile

Ghar me practice karna:

1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Funny Hindi SMS
SMS to Mobile

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