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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.
By: rohit
In Insult
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Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
By: indu
In Insult
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
By: komal
In Insult
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CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
By: neha
In Insult
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile hai?
By: nick
In Insult
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
By: mohit
In Insult
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
By: akshya
In Insult
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
By: shalini
In Insult
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
By: indu
In Insult
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
By: akshya
In Insult
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
By: komal
In Insult
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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .
By: neha
In Insult
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
By: shalini
In Insult
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