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Insult SMS Collection
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
By: nick
In Insult
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON
By: sanjaybudh
In Insult
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Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri jaan pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k nikloo,
Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
By: nick
In Insult
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Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
By: shalini
In Insult
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Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hai ap per"
By: shalini
In Insult
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
By: komal
In Insult
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Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
By: nick
In Insult
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Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..
ROLEX
CITIZEN
QUARTZ
Ya Koi Aur..
JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai...
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho...
By: indu
In Insult
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
By: komal
In Insult
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Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..
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ANIMALS DAY HAI
By: neha
In Insult
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U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
By: komal
In Insult
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khud bhi sms kya kero....
By: neha
In Insult
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sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai
By: indu
In Insult
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