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Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..
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ANIMALS DAY HAI
By: neha
In Insult
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U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
By: komal
In Insult
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khud bhi sms kya kero....
By: neha
In Insult
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sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai
By: indu
In Insult
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I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
By: indu
In Insult
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
By: neha
In Insult
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It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
By: rohit
In Insult
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
By: indu
In Insult
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
By: nick
In Insult
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
By: neha
In Insult
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3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada theek hai.
By: nick
In Insult
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i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
itne k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
By: indu
In Insult
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aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
By: rahul
In Insult
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