Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
By: shalini
In Insult
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Ager koi kaha
U r Crazy, b patient
U r Monkey, b Relax
U r Stupid, b cool
But koi yeh kaha U r Beautiful
Thaper lagana us ko
Akhir mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
By: rahul
In Insult
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SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
By: mohit
In Insult
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Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
By: nick
In Insult
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he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
By: komal
In Insult
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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
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s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
By: nick
In Insult
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
By: nick
In Insult
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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
By: neha
In Insult
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R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
By: rahul
In Insult
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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
By: akshya
In Insult
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
By: mohit
In Insult
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Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
By: rohit
In Insult
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