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4 Hours Ago | 19 shares | By Amar # 81
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))
4 Hours Ago | 33 shares | By Arjun # 36
A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…
10 Days Ago | 25 shares | By Md # 55
Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".
10 Days Ago | 16 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8985
Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.
11 Days Ago | 573 shares | By Agha # 112
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
11 Days Ago | 16 shares | By prasanta # 8983
2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
12 Days Ago | 389 shares | By Richa # 79
Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By riyas18 # 1211
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.


Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Victor K # 208
Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Sangeeta # 137
Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Chethan Kumar # 5881
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women....
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By P S # 269
Wife says to husband: "Whisper dirty things into my ear".
Husband leans in and whispers: "Dishes, Laundry, living room"
15 Days Ago | 4 shares | By NITIN BADOLIA # 7553
Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo .all were missing d target ...suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ?
he honestly rply MISSING U...
15 Days Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...

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