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10 Hours Ago | 11 shares | By prasanta # 8982
2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
6 Days Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 69
New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)
9 Days Ago | 2 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........
9 Days Ago | 2 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar
10 Days Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.
11 Days Ago | 6 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".
11 Days Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

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kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!
11 Days Ago | 38 shares | By Deepak # 42
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
14 Days Ago | 384 shares | By Richa # 81
Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.
26 Days Ago | 18 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
One Month Ago | 21 shares | By Md # 53
Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".
One Month Ago | 5 shares | By R.J. # 470
The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...
One Month Ago | 11 shares | By Rahul # 79
Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
One Month Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

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