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Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

| By: Prabha
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

| By: Prabha
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

| By: Prabha
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

| By: Prabha
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

| By: Prabha
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

| By: amrit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

| By: amrit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
Like [17]

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

| By: amrit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

| By: amrit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

| By: amrit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

| By: amrit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

| By: amrit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

| By: amrit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …..

| By: amrit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
Like [45]

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

| By: amrit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
Like [50]

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