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Yesterday | 571 shares | By Agha # 113
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
6 Days Ago | 1 shares | By greeshma wali # 5963
A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side.
They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs..
Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives.
Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS
6 Days Ago | 4 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.
6 Days Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed explaination
4. Result always unexpected.
6 Days Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?
7 Days Ago | 41 shares | By Deepak # 41
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
14 Days Ago | 20 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
14 Days Ago | 32 shares | By manish khatri # 3308
patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
17 Days Ago | 135 shares | By Shubham # 36
Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
20 Days Ago | 13 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8985
Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.
21 Days Ago | 189 shares | By Sakshi # 87
Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.
21 Days Ago | 95 shares | By 548 # 3319
Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.
23 Days Ago | 15 shares | By prasanta # 8983
2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
25 Days Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
How to Make a Wife Happy??
.
It's not at all difficult. Tips-
Be a
1.friend
2.companion
3.lover
4.chef
5.electrician
6.carpenter
7.plumber
8.mechanic
9.decorator
10.stylist



51.driver
52.psychologist
53.pest exterminator
54.psychiatrist
55.healer



102.good listener
103.organizer
104.good father

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