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1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
Pandit: kaho main apni patni koo apna sab kuch dene ki shapat leta hun...
peeche se awaaz aayi "lo bechaare ki cycle bhi gye"...

By: punnu
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Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..

By: chandra kant tiwari
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Tution sir:
Abey Gadhey, Homework kyun nahi karta hai tu!

Modern Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar, Saale Customer se aise baat karte hai kya?..?

By: sharma
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SANTA Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis

Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

By: sharma
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ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.


Boy-char mahine se .

Baap-main kaise maanu.

Boy-aur paanch mahine ruko,yakin ho jaayega

By: ashish
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Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

By: sharma
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Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai

By: sharma
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Jatt asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae? Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bvaseer karati hun churi kawa ke sugar karani e.

By: sharma
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Banta Bank Manager se
Mera Loan pass kar do
Manager: Is file per wajan nahi hai
Banta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega

By: Vinod
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Pappu: Papa Iron kyon kar rahe ho
Santa: Iron karne se salwat nikal jaate hain
Pappu: Phir to bahoo achha Papa main Dadaji ke Gaal ke salwat nikaal dunga

By: Vinod
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Sonu- Abe, Tune School Aana Q Chhod Diya

Monu- Yaar, Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke
1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

By: chandra kant tiwari
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