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Jokes SMS Collection
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai." By: milangohel4231 In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
By: rahul In Jokes View SMS
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
By: rohit In Jokes View SMS
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
By: shalini In Jokes View SMS
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
By: neha In Jokes View SMS
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
By: komal In Jokes View SMS
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
By: neha In Jokes View SMS
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
By: indu In Jokes View SMS
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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
By: rahul In Jokes View SMS
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
By: nick In Jokes View SMS
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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
By: indu In Jokes View SMS
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
By: nick In Jokes View SMS
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