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Aaj ka suvichar :
Holi par jo sukhi holi khelne ki aur pani bachane ki slah dete the unse anurodh hai,
Apne Cooler me pani nahi dale.. Sukhe cooler chalaye.
Pani bachaye! Jal hi jeewan hai!

By: Rana # 65
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Neymar: Mai football ko apni ungliyo par do ghante tak ghuma sakta hun.
RAJNIKANT: Tumhe kya lagta hai, ye prithvi kiski ungliyo par ghum rhi hai...:D

By: Chandan # 64
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Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
Aur aakar apne baap se bola, un logon ne 3 ghante tak mere se puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulaad hai saala kush nhi bola..:D

By: BaBBaL # 8986
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Gabbar - kitne aadmi the.
Kaliya- pata nahi sardar me to ladkiya dekh raha tha.

By: Nilesh # 8985
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.

By: 548 # 3323
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Each year approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

By: Monalisa # 71
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

By: kamal kumar # 8939
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

By: UMAIR ROCK # 8936
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Being in a Relationship and being in a Hospital is the same in India..


Every1 asks
"Serious hai kya?".... :)

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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Ek important message...
Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena mere dost...


Hum thoda bahut welding ka kaam bhi jaante hain.. ;)

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.

By: Shobhit # 87
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

By: Richa # 80
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

By: Sakshi # 105
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

By: Agha # 113
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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