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Santa pravachan sun ne gaya, ghar aaker biwi ko god me utha liya, biwi boli kya baat hai pravachan me romantic karne ko bola hai.santa bol nhi pagli bola hai ki apne dukho ka bhaar khud uthao...


By: Richa
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ?


By: Sandeep
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?

Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi


By: yash
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha


By: subhashis
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


By: subhashis
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi dhang se nahi khulti, koi tarika toh batao.
Friend: Kisi din achanak apne ghar bedroom mein chale jao, aakhen khuli ki khuli reh jayengi.


By: Yatin
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra the aur Pandu Ke sirf 5, aisa kyu?
Student: Madam, kyu ki Jinki aankhe hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai.


By: Yatin
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN "KAMAKAR KHAO".


By: sneha
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”


By: dee
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye? doc. agar operation successful hua toh mere liye nahin toh tumhare liye!!


By: MANAV
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa:-whats the difference between "complete" & "Finish" ?
Banta:- when u marry a right person u r complete
&
when u marry d wrong one u r finished.....


By: Manthan
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
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