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Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi dhang se nahi khulti, koi tarika toh batao.
Friend: Kisi din achanak apne ghar bedroom mein chale jao, aakhen khuli ki khuli reh jayengi.


By: Yatin
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra the aur Pandu Ke sirf 5, aisa kyu?
Student: Madam, kyu ki Jinki aankhe hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai.


By: Yatin
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN "KAMAKAR KHAO".


By: sneha
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”


By: dee
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye? doc. agar operation successful hua toh mere liye nahin toh tumhare liye!!


By: MANAV
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Santa:-whats the difference between "complete" & "Finish" ?
Banta:- when u marry a right person u r complete
&
when u marry d wrong one u r finished.....


By: Manthan
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye???
Santa:-BIRLA CEMENT
Pandit:-kyun?
Santa:- Is cement main JAAN HAI...!!!


By: Manthan
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”


By: Dharmendra
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"


By: Dharmendra
In Jokes SMS
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."


By: Jayashri
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.


By: Jayashri
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
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