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3 Men are arguing about "When life begins.."
1st: At the time of conception
2nd: At the time of birth
3rd: When wife and children go for vacation!


By: Sandeep
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.


By: Sandeep
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?


By: Sandeep
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha....


By: m s m
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga
Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga
K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho
Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se
Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga,
Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai


By: sangeeta
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr


By: sangeeta
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.


By: pooja
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola

"THAAA"


By: AMANDEEP
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.


By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
a depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide
train come closer & closer
but suddenly jumped out of the track & said
yaar kal to assignment dena hai


By: RANA 9985063655
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.


By: Pinki
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai

Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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