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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
By: mohit
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
By: nick
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
By: rahul
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
By: akshya
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
By: akshya
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
By: rahul
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
By: rahul
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 1
By: komal
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
By: nick
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