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A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.


By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
a depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide
train come closer & closer
but suddenly jumped out of the track & said
yaar kal to assignment dena hai


By: RANA 9985063655
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.


By: Pinki
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai

Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Abe Dheere bol,
Yaha tk awaz aa rhi h

A Beggar Askd Santa:
"I havn't Tastd Food All Week.."

Santa: "Dn't Worry, It Stil Tastes d Same.."


By: Udit
In Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa To Guest: Thanda Piyoge ya Garam

Guest: Dono le aao

Santa: 1 Glass Freezer se Aur 1 Glass Geyser se Pani ka le Aao


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"


By: Udit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
S-Mere Uncle Ko Marne Se Phle Mrne Ki DATE Pata Thi
B-Kaise
S-Judge Ne Batai


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa Ka Dhaba !
Customer: Mere Soup Me Makhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai.
Santa: To Kya Karu, Dhaba Chalau Ya Inhe Tairna Sikhau


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Aurate 3Type Ki Hoti H

1.Jiske Bina Aap Reh Nhi Skte
2.Jo Apke Bina Reh Nhi Skti
3.Jiske Sath Ap Rehte Ho


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
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