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Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?

Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?

Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..


By: Nadeem
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)


By: Nadeem
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

.
.
.
.

Cheeni Hai. :-)


By: Nadeem
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.

Vada kar?.

Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . . . .


By: swarga
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.


By: swarga
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..


By: swarga
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha


By: Dharmendra
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
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