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curcuit- hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu- nahi pata
curcuit- to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
By: rohit
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Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me, mien shoor macha dongi,
Boy: Lakin yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
Girl: i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
By: neha
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When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..
By: indu
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aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?
Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
By: neha
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lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
By: indu
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God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta, tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg.
By: akshya
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3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
By: mohit
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Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5 Times"
By: indu
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ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha app logh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar.
By: rahul
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Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
By: mohit
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aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . ..
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
By: akshya
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Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay"
She reply " kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"
By: mohit
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?"
She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
By: rahul
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