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What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

By: mohit
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Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

By: neha
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE) CONDUCTER SE: GAREE MAI JAGA HAI. COND: HA EK ADMEE KEE. SAWAREE: LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI.
COND: TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA

By: rohit
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Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

By: akshya
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Devdas says to Paro: aik sham mera naam ker do.
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... .

By: shalini
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a child had never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)

By: rahul
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

By: mohit
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Do khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..

By: akshya
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Rizwan: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone per.

By: indu
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aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

By: shalini
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HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA AUR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA AUR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA

By: rohit
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Ramlal, Bagwan say: Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.

By: akshya
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.

By: mohit
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