Jokes SMS Collection

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

By: rahul
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

By: neha
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There were 4 friends:somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while Brain was in washroom. And mad called to pollice.

By: neha
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Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

By: shalini
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Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.

By: neha
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Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

By: rahul
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1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY

By: rohit
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AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE .................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO

By: rohit
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2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay

By: mohit
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Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

By: indu
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What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!

By: neha
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

By: komal
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

By: rohit
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