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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
By: komal
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
By: mohit
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
By: rohit
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
By: akshya
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
By: shalini
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
By: akshya
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
By: rahul
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
By: nick
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
By: rohit
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
By: akshya
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
By: shalini
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
By: akshya
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
By: rahul
In Marriage Jokes
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