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Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Days Ago | 1 shares | By greeshma wali # 5963
A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side.
They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs..
Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives.
Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS
Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Days Ago | 4 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.
Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Days Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed explaination
4. Result always unexpected.
Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Days Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?
Marriage Jokes SMS
5 Days Ago | 41 shares | By Deepak # 41
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Marriage Jokes SMS
12 Days Ago | 20 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
Marriage Jokes SMS
12 Days Ago | 32 shares | By manish khatri # 3308
patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
How to Make a Wife Happy??
.
It's not at all difficult. Tips-
Be a
1.friend
2.companion
3.lover
4.chef
5.electrician
6.carpenter
7.plumber
8.mechanic
9.decorator
10.stylist



51.driver
52.psychologist
53.pest exterminator
54.psychiatrist
55.healer



102.good listener
103.organizer
104.good father
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 2 shares | By Shweta sahu # 6753
Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 1 shares | By neo prince # 289
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 1 shares | By Cool_RG # 385
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 1 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
A girl asked her friend why are you
wearing a wedding ring in the wrong

finger? The other answered To

show other that I was married to the

wrong person.'

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