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Test ur chemisry knowledge: Which weapon can b made with tungston,iodine & iron WIFE. (W+I+Fe)


By: VIPUL PATEL
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Aeroplane - Wright brothers
Cycle - Macmillan
Telephone - Graham Bell
Telescope - Galileo
TV - Baired
Love - Adam
Marriage - Dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.


By: jeet maurya
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DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".


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Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye
Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'.


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Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.


By: jeet maurya
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A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".


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When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..


By: jeet maurya
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Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days).


By: jeet maurya
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Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?
Husband: we will go to African jungles...
Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?
Husband: i will bring you back.


By: jeet maurya
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Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed explaination
4. Result always unexpected.


By: jeet maurya
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A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.


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