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A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"


By: Udit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..


By: Nadeem
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta


By: Dharmendra
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WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.


By: Dharmendra
In Marriage Jokes SMS
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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.


By: sangeeta
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!


By: sangeeta
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”


By: sangeeta
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Wife to Husband :
In the past month
you've said 'I Love You' Three times -
once to a Pizza,
once to a sports team and once to your reflection.


By: sangeeta
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other,
but still they stay together.


By: sangeeta
In Marriage Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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