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Marriage Jokes SMS Collection
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Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'
Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'
Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life'
Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows'
Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL : 'The subscriber is not reachable' By: Neeraj_Kawatra In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u. By: neha In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye
2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan
3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de
4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!! By: neha In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. By: komal In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. By: rohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. By: komal In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. By: rohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives. By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. By: shalini In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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