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Marriage Jokes SMS
8 Days Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 70
New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)
Marriage Jokes SMS
12 Days Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.
Marriage Jokes SMS
13 Days Ago | 6 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".
Marriage Jokes SMS
13 Days Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

ya

kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!
Marriage Jokes SMS
13 Days Ago | 38 shares | By Deepak # 42
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 1 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 758
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B)

Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!;;) =))
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 2 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?
Husband: we will go to African jungles...
Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?
Husband: i will bring you back.
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae
Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 1 shares | By Kailash B # 944
After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house
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Husband:
"TAXI"... !!!
Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 3 shares | By NITIN BADOLIA # 7552
Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo .all were missing d target ...suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ?
he honestly rply MISSING U...
Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.

Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.
Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..
Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 4 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".

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