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A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

By: Arjun # 42
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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

By: Deepak # 35
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

By: Neeraj # 44
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

By: Amar # 60
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New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

By: Prabhjot # 34
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patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

By: manish khatri # 3309
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Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

By: nik nikki # 3306
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On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Writ
ten just below it: I do not.

By: himanshu dhbana # 8845
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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

By: 8003511191 # 3
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

By: Ruby Ruby # 508
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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

By: 8003511191 # 3
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Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

By: 8003511191 # 3
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Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

By: 8003511191 # 3
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Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.

By: 8003511191 # 3
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Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

ya

kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

By: 8003511191 # 3
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