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Marriage Jokes SMS Collection
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. By: nick In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. By: komal In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. By: rohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. By: indu In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. By: rahul In Marriage Jokes View SMS
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