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The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.


By: shalini
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Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife


By: mohit
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Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.


By: neha
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Spinster: A bachelor's wife.


By: neha
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Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.


By: indu
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Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


By: akshya
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Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.


By: akshya
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers.


By: indu
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Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?


By: rohit
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


By: nick
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Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin!


By: komal
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.


By: nick
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.


By: mohit
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