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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS	There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" By: shalini In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Man and wife make one fool. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. By: indu In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. By: rahul In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. By: nick In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. By: indu In Marriage Jokes View SMS	Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. By: indu In Marriage Jokes View SMS
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. By: shalini In Marriage Jokes View SMS	In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! By: akshya In Marriage Jokes View SMS
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. By: mohit In Marriage Jokes View SMS	If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. By: rahul In Marriage Jokes View SMS

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