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If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.
By: shalini
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I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.
By: nick
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I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.
By: neha
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
By: akshya
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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
By: akshya
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Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
By: mohit
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He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.
By: rohit
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