Marriage Jokes SMS Collection

Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

By: akshya
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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

By: neha
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

By: akshya
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Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.

By: nick
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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.

By: rahul
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Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

By: indu
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

By: rahul
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

By: komal
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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

By: shalini
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And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.

By: rahul
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

By: rahul
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Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.

By: mohit
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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

By: rahul
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