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Naughty SMS Collection
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can"t live widout my friend.
By: rohit
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
By: shalini
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
By: komal
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male
model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun.
By: indu
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
By: mohit
In Naughty
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
By: mohit
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
By: komal
In Naughty
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
By: komal
In Naughty
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
By: mohit
In Naughty
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
By: akshya
In Naughty
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I really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
By: rohit
In Naughty
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
By: rohit
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