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Naughty SMS
18 Hours Ago | 23 shares | By Rahul # 121
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
Naughty SMS
18 Hours Ago | 58 shares | By Harsh # 57
3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.
Naughty SMS
7 Days Ago | 40 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY
Naughty SMS
14 Days Ago | 6 shares | By Komal Sweety # 217
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...
Naughty SMS
23 Days Ago | 16 shares | By Akshat # 52
The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.
Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 12 shares | By susant rout # 473
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!
Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 29 shares | By Abhay # 94
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Pramod # 62
1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.
Naughty SMS
5 Months Ago | 40 shares | By Harsh # 57
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
Naughty SMS
5 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126
Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !
Naughty SMS
5 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Chandan # 72
Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.
Naughty SMS
5 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Nakul # 96
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Naughty SMS
6 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Abhishek # 93
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

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