Naughty SMS

Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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Naughty SMS
8 Days Ago | 33 shares | By Abhay # 90
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
Naughty SMS
12 Days Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said
Naughty SMS
12 Days Ago | 5 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..
Naughty SMS
12 Days Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1146
Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.
Naughty SMS
12 Days Ago | 21 shares | By Abhishek # 96
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..
Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 4 shares | By Nakul # 98
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Naughty SMS
18 Days Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 217
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...
Naughty SMS
19 Days Ago | 41 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY
Naughty SMS
21 Days Ago | 1 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 175
ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
Naughty SMS
24 Days Ago | 13 shares | By susant rout # 473
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

?

?

?

Fail ho Jaunga!
Naughty SMS
26 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307
Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
Naughty SMS
26 Days Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1668
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
Naughty SMS
26 Days Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 269
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman
Naughty SMS
26 Days Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7478
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

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