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Naughty SMS
Yesterday | 8 shares | By Komal Sweety # 217
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...
Naughty SMS
Yesterday | 13 shares | By susant rout # 473
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!
Naughty SMS
4 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307
Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
Naughty SMS
4 Days Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1668
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
Naughty SMS
4 Days Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 269
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman
Naughty SMS
4 Days Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7478
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken
Naughty SMS
5 Days Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS
Naughty SMS
5 Days Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 18
It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.
Naughty SMS
5 Days Ago | 24 shares | By Gazal # 27
When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!
Naughty SMS
5 Days Ago | 45 shares | By Chandan # 78
Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.
Naughty SMS
13 Days Ago | 3 shares | By Nakul # 98
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.
Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

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