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The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.

By: Akshat # 47
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Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

By: Harsh # 89
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Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

By: Cassandra Isabel Anc # 125
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Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

By: Abhishek # 115
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3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

By: Harsh # 89
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Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

By: Rahul # 127
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Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

By: Chandan # 72
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When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

By: Gazal # 27
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1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

By: Pramod # 96
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It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

By: Shinde # 18
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You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

By: Rajiv Dhiman # 80
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Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !

By: manpreet@nextpage.co.in # 102
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Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

By: Cassandra Isabel Anc # 125
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Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

By: Lokesh # 40
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Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

By: Abhay # 95
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