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Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !

| By: amrit
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Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

| By: amrit
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Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

| By: amrit
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Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

| By: amrit
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Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

| By: amrit
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Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
Ek.. k ...ki ...kis.....kiss
kissa sunau thanedaar ka

| By: Ravi kumar
In Hindi SMS
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Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"

| By: Raj Chauhan
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Thandi Ka 1 Mast Fayada Hai?
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Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
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Aapko to Bas 1 Hi Fayada Dikhta h ?
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Sudhar Jao samJhe
Garami Nahi Lagati.
"Happy Winter Seasön"

| By: kumar sumit
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aisi kaunsi websie hai?? jise ladke ladji chupchup ke dekhte hai......
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WWW.RESULTS.COM

harbar bure khayalat mat paida karo, dimag sadh jaayega.....

| By: Mayank Jain
In Hindi SMS
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At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

| By: reian jain
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Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

| By: susant rout
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Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

| By: Diljale*GR*
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Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

| By: 8003511191
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Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

| By: 8003511191
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