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Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!


By: cyrel
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.


By: cyrel
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!


By: Malkit Singh
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.


By: sandeep
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs


By: sandeep
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


G




GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->


By: sony
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...


By: Manthan
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!


By: Mohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.


By: Neha
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
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(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '


By: Mohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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