Naughty SMS - Page 2

Download Maxabout SMS App From Play Store
Naughty Status Messages and SMS
Viewed: All time: 232421 times, Week: 13 times
Updated 6 months ago
6 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Vijay # 36
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
6 Months Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.
6 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.
6 Months Ago | 4 shares | By sharma # 29
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
7 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
.
.
Sms yar.
8 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Shinde # 18
It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Slide Show begins.
8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7477
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
.
Tandoori Chicken
8 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?
One Year Ago | 23 shares | By Gazal # 28
When an APPLE becomes red...
.
.
.

It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
.
.
.
VOTE...!!
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Raj Chauhan # 8865
Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"
One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13
Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 112
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By manthan # 271
TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By megha mehta # 7944
Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

  Showing 15 - 28 of 482

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  | Next >