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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

By: Akshya Dhiman
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Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

By: Neha Dhupia
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By: Mohit Rana
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o""o (') HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

By: Neha Dhupia
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

By: Rahul Bajaj
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

By: Rahul Bajaj
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

By: Nicky Status
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

By: Rohit Jain
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

By: Mohit Rana
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

By: Mohit Rana
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

By: Neha Dhupia
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

By: Rahul Bajaj
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