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One Month Ago | 59 shares | By Harsh # 58
3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.
One Month Ago | 24 shares | By Rahul # 121
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
2 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 121
Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...
2 Months Ago | 41 shares | By Harsh # 58
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
2 Months Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu # 2602
Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.
2 Months Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5
Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@
2 Months Ago | 40 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY
3 Months Ago | 16 shares | By Akshat # 56
The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.
6 Months Ago | 12 shares | By susant rout # 473
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!
6 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Pramod # 65
1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.
7 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126
Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !
8 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Abhishek # 98
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..
8 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Vijay # 34
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

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