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Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!


By: Shalini
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!


By: Rahul
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A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!


By: Mohit
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..


By: Akshya
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.


By: Akshya
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I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.


By: Akshya
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!


By: Shalini
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?


By: Rohit
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?


By: Mohit
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MobileSMS to Mobile

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.


By: Neha
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MobileSMS to Mobile

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls


By: Neha
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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get


By: Mohit
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MobileSMS to Mobile

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