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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.


By: Neha
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MobileSMS to Mobile

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her


By: Rahul
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'


By: Shalini
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !


By: Komal
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata


By: Rohit
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.


By: Shalini
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her


By: Indu
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'


By: Shalini
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."


By: Rohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata


By: Indu
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MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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