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Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.


By: Mohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha


By: Rahul
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


By: Shalini
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!


By: Shalini
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.


By: Mohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"


By: Rohit
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP. frog jumped. he cuts another leg n say JUMP. .. it jumped. repets for 3ed leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP, frog coudnt jump.


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
sardars son was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.son asked dad wat shld i write here?
dad says write VERY LONG.


By: Akshya
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash


By: Komal
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"


By: Neha
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"


By: Shalini
In Naughty SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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