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One Liners SMS
One Month Ago | 8 shares | By Shiva # 6083
Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'
One Liners SMS
3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By R.J. # 470
The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...
One Liners SMS
3 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Rahul # 84
Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
One Liners SMS
4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128
The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!
One Liners SMS
5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1795
life without wife like car without engine.
One Liners SMS
7 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Pramod # 65
Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….
One Liners SMS
7 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Shobhit # 69
One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
One Liners SMS
8 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Kankambari # 120
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha
One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Sujit # 60
I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1795
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By as # 499
Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.
One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 83
No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.
One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Ravi # 96
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
One Liners SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Rishi # 64
A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

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