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The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!


By: Bhavna
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The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...


By: Rituraj
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Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!


By: dhinesh
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Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'


By: Siva
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By: VISHAL
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life without wife like car without engine.


By: VISHAL
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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals


By: Nicky
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha


By: Neha
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A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


By: Neha
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 1


By: Neha
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An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..


By: Indu
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