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2 stars by 7 users

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

By: Rahul # 77
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One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

By: Shobhit # 86
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Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

By: Pramod # 96
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A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

By: Rishi # 74
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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

By: Lerma Plata Penarand # 105
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No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

By: Varun # 90
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Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

By: Ravi # 91
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Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

By: as # 498
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wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

By: AJNABI RANA # 142
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The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

By: Bhavna Sharma # 128
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The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

By: R.J. # 470
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Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!

By: aji # 147
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Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

By: Shiva # 6084
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May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

By: VISHAL KALRA # 1793
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life without wife like car without engine.

By: VISHAL KALRA # 1793
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