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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
By: nick
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha
By: neha
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Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
By: mohit
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
By: neha
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A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.
By: indu
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An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
By: indu
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Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
By: neha
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
By: rahul
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
By: nick
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
By: mohit
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