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One Liners SMS Collection
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents Ruby First Class in Bed!
By: rohit
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
By: rohit
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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
By: indu
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
By: akshya
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Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
By: indu
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
By: mohit
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.
By: shalini
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