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The company sergent is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."
By: akshya
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The flood is over. The Ark is parked neatly on the top of Mount Ararat, and Noah is standing alone on it's deck, not one animal on board. "Bloody Animal Liberation League!" exclaims Noah.
By: indu
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There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.
By: rohit
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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
By: rohit
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Roses are redish,
Violets are blueish,
If it wasn't for Christmas,
We'd all be Jewish.
By: indu
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A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you.You have cancer and Alzhiemer's disease". The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have cancer!"
By: rahul
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Written on a toilet roll in a public Lavatory : "Sociology Degrees, please take one."
By: rohit
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Visiual joke. Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders. Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.
By: nick
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What is the Australian for foreplay?
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
Are you awake, Gwen?
By: shalini
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