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What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!


By: neha
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob


By: mohit
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt


By: shalini
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene


By: akshya
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick


By: rahul
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Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


By: komal
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.


By: rahul
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.


By: nick
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Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all


By: mohit
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What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "


By: rohit
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What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.


By: komal
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer


By: rohit
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What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !


By: akshya
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