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Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

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