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Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


By: Komal Jain
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.


By: Rahul Bajaj
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.


By: Nicky Status
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Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all


By: Mohit Rana
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What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "


By: Rohit Jain
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What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.


By: Komal Jain
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer


By: Rohit Jain
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What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !


By: Akshya Dhiman
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off


By: Komal Jain
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If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?


By: Nicky Status
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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!


By: Indu Dhiman
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What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !


By: Indu Dhiman
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