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One Liners SMS Collection
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Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
By: rahul
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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
By: nick
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
By: komal
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
By: rahul
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
By: indu
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What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
By: rohit
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Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
By: akshya
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
By: mohit
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Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
By: nick
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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.
By: akshya
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What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'?
'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'
By: rahul
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This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
By: shalini
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