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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid'
By: indu
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I'd cross the hottest desert,
I'd swim the deepest sea,
I'd climb the highest mountain,
But I can't come over tonight because it's raining.
By: mohit
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
By: komal
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
It's ass.
By: shalini
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
By: akshya
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
By: shalini
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