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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

By: Shalini Malhotra
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Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

By: Komal Jain
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

By: Shalini Malhotra
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Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

By: Rahul Bajaj
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Why do women get periods?
Because they deserve them.

By: Rohit Jain
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because it would look silly with six inches.

By: Nicky Status
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxodermist, 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

By: Rahul Bajaj
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How do you tell an old man?
It isn't hard.

By: Mohit Rana
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

By: Akshya Dhiman
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

By: Shalini Malhotra
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It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.

By: Rahul Bajaj
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

By: Komal Jain
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