Punjabi Jokes SMS

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Punjabi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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Updated: 22, Feb, 2015 03:35 AM
1budi mar gyi
ladies rone lagi-bebe tu kithe gyi
jithe na dhup na cha
na roti na sbzi
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu-yar dekhi budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi

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Boy sees his x GF after 1 yr in market
Girl smiles...
Boy:Sadi jaan te bani hai tera hasa ho gya...
Girl:Tu hale kalla hi ghumda firda ae,sada kaka vi ho gya...

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Banta to Santa-yar tu eh mobile new lia hai.
Snta-nhi apni girlfrd da chkya hai.
Bnta-kyu
Snta-yar oh jdo mildi si ehi kehndi si tu mera phone kyu nhi chkda.

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BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?
SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?
BANTA: KIDDAN...?
SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??
Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.
Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai;)

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Wife - Main chali aan pekey aaj ton baad kade vapis ni aona
Santa - Dafa ho ja gandi janaani
wife - Bas aahi tereyan mithiyan gallan mainu jaan ni dindiya...

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Pendu Gf-MCDONLD chaliye?
Bf-Spelling bol fer jawange
Gf-fer KFC chalde ha,
bf-KFC da Fullform bol
Gf-Rehan de kutteya,
tu kulcha hi khwa de.

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Boy: Apna adress daso tuhade ghr auna ae.
Grl:jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi
Boy:crow te kise ghr v bol skda h
Grl:tu v ta chhitter hi khane ne, kito v kha lai.

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Calr: Jnab mere ghr Agg lagi a, jaldi aao
Fireman-tusi pani pa k buja k dkho
Calr-Dekhia c pani pake v naibuji
Frmn-fer saleyo asi kehra fuka mar k bujani aa

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1 wari loki sante da muh kala kr k pind wich gali-2 ghuma rhe c
usdi wife khadi ro rahi c
Snta: kamli q roi jani an
ghar ja k cha bna,
do tan galliyan reh gayia

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PAMMA ---? Waiter , 1 Chicken lai ke aa jaldi
Waiter ---> SIR ! French chicken orSpanish chicken ?
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PAMMA ---? Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mai kehra ohde nal gallan karniya ne

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1 Jat nu kavi samelan ch zabardasti stage te bhej dita janda hai.
O sher araz karda hai
"E Chand sitaro,
Bhen de yaaro,
mainu kuj ni aanda,
mainu thalle utaro"

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Ajkal dia Kudiyaan da dialog --
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"Bebe koi munda manda fasona ta
gal kar"
"Roti pakoni koi saukha kam
aa"

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Father : ki hoya put, kyu royi jana, mainu das main v tere dosta varga ha

Son : ki dasa yarr, apni vali nu milan geya c, tere vali ne dekh leya, bahut kuteya yarr

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Ik kudi collage nu ja rahic,Os nu parpoz karn lai ik munde ne kiha,"Chann ta Raat nu charda hai,Ajj dine kive?
KUDI: "ULLU ta RAAT nu bolde ne,Ajj dine kive?

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