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Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

By: Rajat # 19
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

By: Rahul # 17
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

By: Priyanka # 89
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

By: Abhijeet # 64
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Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

By: Sana # 98
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Simran Deh Nu Vi Arog Karda Hai.
Te WaheGuru De Vi Nerhe Vi Lai Jaanda Hai..
Es Naal Assi Antarmukh Hunde Jaava’n Gey..

By: Angad # 115
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WaheGuru Jio Main Pehla Vi Na Samjhisi.
Te Jad Tak “Main” Da Sath Hai..
Na Samajh Hi Rehna..
Tu Pehla Vi Bakhsheesha Da Bhandar Si…
Te Hamesha Hi Rahega..

By: Pallavi # 108
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Sabh Nu Fikar Hai Apne Aap Nu Sahi Saabit Karan Di..
Jiven Ehe Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi Ilzaam Hove…

By: Ashish # 44
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Bande Da Kamm Hai Bandagi Karna
Phal Dena Malak Di Mauj Hai.

By: Akshat # 51
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Sikh Lai Rehna Rabb De Rang Vich Na Kar Tu Chaturaaiya’n
Sari Duniya Teri Hai Je Man De Vich Changyaaiya’n..

By: Lokesh # 39
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

By: Rana # 57
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

By: Charan # 38
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

By: Abhishek # 116
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

By: Cassandra Isabel Anc # 125
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

By: Shubhdeep # 74
In Funny Punjabi SMS
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