4 rooms
in a
lady's
body
(é
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(é
_/ (_
(. )( .) play room
) . (
( .) .)
) .)stock room
( /
(. )( .)
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( v )guest room
By: Shrikant
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DID
U
KNOW
U
R A
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By: Kitti
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always start
your day with
a lot of..
S
E
X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make
S
E
X
a daily habit,
and you'll always
be SMILING!
By: Rittu
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OUCH!
Its 2 tight
Don;t worry luv
we'll try 2
do it slowly.
Push it in....
ah...!
It's painful...
Ok! Lets get another
wedding ring!
By: Reema
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'A just born baby was laughing real hard wid his tiny fists all closed. a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers and found ...... ... . A Birth control Pill!
By: Archit
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Taxi Driver: mam U know u r 3rd pregnant lady whom I'll drop 2 airport today..
Lady: I'm not pregnant..! Driver: ya but v havn't reached airport yet..!!
By: Saurabh
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Plz remind me 2 remind u abt 2 send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot d reminder was i've forgot!
By: Rubal
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Inscription on a condom cover:"If in anyway u find this condom not satisfactory, then....HAPPY FATHER'S DAY."
By: Sneha
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"ThösÉ whö Jöyfülly léävè Évérythìñg iñ GOD'S HAND wìll évèñtüålly $éè GOD'S HAND iñ ÉVÉRYTHIÑG" Wörry éñds whérè FÄITH bègìñs. good night.
By: Piyush Mathur
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c my msg?
n0???
n0w,can u?
still can't??
c0z nO w0Rds can x-press how special u r.
By: Anu
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,,,**,,, Bring * ._. * ur phone ( .__, ) close 2 >+++< ur cheek. ,,,**,,, * -.- * ( '*' /.. dishum... >+++< why DON'T U msg me.
By: Sumit
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Joke : When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best? She answers - My husband's cheque book.
By: Arya
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One + One
is Two
My dosti
is True
2 + 2
is Four
my dosti
is mOre
3 + 3
is Six
My dosti
is Fix
4 + 4
is Eight
My dosti is GREAT! Isn't it!
By: Piyush Mathur
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