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THE GOLDEN WORDs OF LIFE
"NeVeR IgNoRe SuMoNe Who CaReS 4u
B'Coz SoMeDaY U MaY FinD ThaT U HaVe LoSt A DiaMoNd
B'coz U WeRe BusY ColleCtinG Stone's By: Rohit In Relations View SMS
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A man was fondling a Lady in a Crowded Bus.lady turns & Says, Bhaisab aap acha nahi kar rahe ho. Man replies, Itni bheed me isse acha nahi HO sakta! By: Sneha In Relations View SMS
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Can't find a reason why GOD made u my frnd? But thts not d question 2 b asked.The Question is:How did GOD know tht i needed 1 frnd like U!! By: Ankur Sagar In Relations View SMS
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Tendulkar's
wife gave
birth to
"TWINS".
In press
report, he
said...
"BOOST" is
the Secret
of my
"ENERGY".
Suddenly
Sehwag
came in &
said...
"OUR ENERGY" By: Gurmeet In Relations View SMS
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'iF mY vOiCe cAnNoT rEaCh U..mY pRaYeRs will always B there with U,.....take care.. GOO By: Rohit In Relations View SMS
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Defination of BIWI:
"Jo shaadi ke 10-15 saal tak tok-tok kar aapki sari adatein badal de.....aur uske baad khud hi kahe ki, ''AAP PEHLE JAISE NAHI RAHE!" By: Rittu In Relations View SMS
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Mittro, Darne ki jrurat nahi,yeh koi bhukamp-shukamp nahi tha,yeh to bagwan ka mobile vibration par tha
aur maine ek msg. Bheja tha....! ! By: Anu In Relations View SMS
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U wud have been the best heart surgeon in the world b'coz u made a place in my HEART without cutting and spilling it... By: Dolly In Relations View SMS
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O.K bye, I have to make FOOL others too!! By: Ritu In Relations View SMS
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Wen ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god n ask him 2 free u from darkness.If after u've prayed & u r still in darkness, Pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL. By: Sneha In Relations View SMS
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Shadi ke din pati patni se bola, shadi se pehle I have afair's with ten girls,to patni boli.. mujhe pata tha,kundli mili hai to character bhi milenge... By: Saurabh In Relations View SMS
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Wish YÖU
,.**., ä
( '_' ) Cööl
(,l:l,) Mörning,
ä wÄrm
NÖÖN DÄY,
& ä
GÖLDÉN
SÜN SÉT.
Bé happy,
its ä béäütìfül
däy & its me wishng u take care By: Amit Garg In Relations View SMS
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