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Riddles SMS Collection
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
By: neha
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
By: neha
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
By: neha
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
By: akshya
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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
By: shalini
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Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
By: nick
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
By: nick
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
By: akshya
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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
By: komal
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
By: indu
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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
By: nick
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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
By: akshya
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